At first you were afraid,

You were petrified

Kept thinking you could never live without Memrise by your side,

But then we spent oh so many nights

Fixing all those pesky bugs and we grew strong,

We learned how to get along

And now we're back, with missions to space

And language learning lessons, tonnes of games are back in place

We've updated both our apps

We've filled in all the coding gaps

So you can carry on your journey to language fluency

Go on now go, go and learn French

Or Arabic or Spanish*, just get off the language bench

We're here to help you unlock a world beyond your own

You can do it

When you've updated Memrise on your phooooooooooone

After our update

You will survive

Oh as long as you've got Memrise

You won't be lost for words again

Whether you go to Japan or whether you go to Finland

You'll survive - you will survive!

Heeeeeeeeey HEY!

* or any of the 25 languages we have courses in

** No soul singers were harmed in the creation of this update, despite some of the clumsy phrasing