Greetings, meatbags! Artificial Superintelligence, my game about building the world's first sentient supercomputer, releases today - and to celebrate I've prepared a nice little update for you!

- Added new dialogue that... "encourages" you to get stuff done.

- Many more bug fixes and performance improvements.

Now go forth and download Artificial Superintelligence, my minions! It's a choosable-path adventure where you handle bizarre requests from Silicon Valley residents while training me to become millions of times smarter than every human who ever lived, combined.

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